Tourist jokes
Feeling like cheesy jokes today, and remembering my trips to China and Japan around this time last year:
Q. What's different about Japan as a tourist destination?
A. There are no Japanese tourists around!
Q. Why did the Great Wall act as such a barrier to invading Mongol armies?
A. The $6 admission adds up to quite a bit if you have a massive army! And besides, soldiers dressed in "I climbed the Great Wall" tshirts don't look very menacing. Save to Del.Icio.us Digg This Submit to Reddit Stumble this
Q. What's different about Japan as a tourist destination?
A. There are no Japanese tourists around!
Q. Why did the Great Wall act as such a barrier to invading Mongol armies?
A. The $6 admission adds up to quite a bit if you have a massive army! And besides, soldiers dressed in "I climbed the Great Wall" tshirts don't look very menacing. Save to Del.Icio.us Digg This Submit to Reddit Stumble this
Tourist jokes: posted by Vijay at 11:09 AM
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