Chuck Norris Facts Redux
Check out the daily Fred Thompson Facts over at IMAO (in my arrogant opinion)
Absolutely hilarious! My favorites are:
1. Fred Thompson is above any law, even those of thermodynamics.
2. If you even attempt to question Fred Thompson's patriotism, you will die instantly.
3. The House recently voted on a resolution expressing their fear of Fred Thompson. It passed 427 to 0 with 8 not voting since Fred Thompson had killed them.
4. If you look up "Fred Thompson," the dictionary says, "How the hell do you not know who Fred Thompson is?!" Then the dictionary gets so mad that it clamps on to your face and smothers you to death
5. Knowing is half the battle. The other half? Fred Thompson.
What's your favorite?
Btw, for those who don't know about Chuck Norris facts, check out this site or the Wikipedia article. Save to Del.Icio.us Digg This Submit to Reddit Stumble this
Absolutely hilarious! My favorites are:
1. Fred Thompson is above any law, even those of thermodynamics.
2. If you even attempt to question Fred Thompson's patriotism, you will die instantly.
3. The House recently voted on a resolution expressing their fear of Fred Thompson. It passed 427 to 0 with 8 not voting since Fred Thompson had killed them.
4. If you look up "Fred Thompson," the dictionary says, "How the hell do you not know who Fred Thompson is?!" Then the dictionary gets so mad that it clamps on to your face and smothers you to death
5. Knowing is half the battle. The other half? Fred Thompson.
What's your favorite?
Btw, for those who don't know about Chuck Norris facts, check out this site or the Wikipedia article. Save to Del.Icio.us Digg This Submit to Reddit Stumble this
Chuck Norris Facts Redux: posted by Vijay at 5:07 PM
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